This week’s Team Mates come from Cork and Ringmahon Rangers. James McGinty spills the beans on the MSL Junior Premier title hopefuls dressing room.
Ciaran Taylor is always the first on the training pitch and the last to leave, his dedication is unreal.
Ken O’Regan, if trainin was in bed he’d sleep on the floor. The man struggles to do five push ups.
Steven ‘Sod The Human’ O’Donovan is the biggest moaner in Cork football. Hed’ give paracetamol a headache.
Funniest is Big Ken O’Regan, top man for the one liners, either him or Shane O’Mahony on the pitch.
Biggest Laddies Man
It used to roy ‘Sunbed’ collins, but nowadays it IS between Eddie Reynolds and Sean ‘Shakey’ Blakey. Blakey just shades it as he the king of Tinder.
I’m definetly the most intelligent. I got the highest points in my leaving cert! Besides me I’d say Ken O’Regan, he has 36 winters behind him and the knowledge to go with it.
We have about 15 fellas that could win the least intelligent, the Gaffer Basil, Duey, Woodsie, Sunbed Collins and Eddie Reynolds all get special mention but summer signing Cian O’Conner blows them all out of the water, absolute character.
The gaffer said a few weeks ago it was me, but if I had to take myself out I would go with ‘Sod The Human’. If he hit you with his chest he’d deck ya- and a lot of fellas have ran into his chest down the years.
Most Natural Talent
On the astro it’s Shane O’Mahony, but unfortunately he is allergic to grass. On the pitch its Aidan Foley, the man is blessed with everything, although his team selection which can be very suspect.
Worse Dress Sense
Hands down Andy O’Donavan, he wears his sisters and girlfriends tracksuit pants to trainin. It’s either him or Simey Woods who wears whatever the neighbour left out on the line.
Worst dancer is Willie Ahern, that boy thinks he still at Roco with his two fingers pointin in the air whistling away dance. I still love him though!
Alex Ahern get this one. The young fella never stops and takes nothing serious at all. He really likes getting on the gaffers nerves. You would nearly have sympathy for Hannah for putting up with him.
Plenty of skillfull players on the team Raz Collins, Baz Foley, Big Jim and Willie Ahern deserve a shout, but I think Ken Regan’s lollipops just edge it in his favour.
Biggest girl is between big Chris O’Connell when he is on the bench or Rhys Ahern when it comes to training excuses.
Longest In the Shower
Sunbeds Collins is the longest in the shower, he be in there an hour doing his hair.